I'm Amanda. This is me, and whatever else I want. Everything is Recorded for Posterity.
Come find an assortment of random pictures, find signal boosts here and there, news articles I find interesting, etc. But maybe most importantly (to me, at least), find small dedications to a fantastic girl.
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i am dying. i am dead. i have died.
And this, my friends, is how you advertise.
EVERYTHING about this was completely flawless.
(via happyzone)
the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening.
lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself????
most accurate post on tumblr
(via witchchild)
The creators of The Annoying Orange are being sued.
(Source: examiner.com, via spookyhouse)
So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.
I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt
I’M SO HAPPY
(via spookyhouse)
Two-face from DC Comics
By Meagan Marie
Impressive makeup work!
OH MY GOD
this is a fantastic cosplay
well done, my dear
BOSS
(via happyzone)
A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”
So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.
(via tyro-urita)
It was published in Feburary 2012, but we really need to address this.
atravelersguidetospaceandtime:
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
Well that was a shitty haiku too.
(via alittlebitofshipping)
